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Internet Legal
Page/Disclaimer:
Wow! You actually came to this page. Our Legal
department made us include it and made us use a precious button on our
home page to get you here. At first, we thought it was a real waste -- but
then we read the page. What a Netwakening! It's really important stuff.
And because we like you, we took all the legalese and translated it into
readable English. So be a smart nethead and read the stuff on this page.
It could prevent you from hearing from a GlobalTravelWorks.com lawyer.
Here's the deal:
We run this site so that people like you (and
people you like) can use it for personal entertainment, information,
education, communication, and cybergratification. So go ahead and browse
around all you like. You can even download stuff from the site, but only
for non-commercial, personal use. If you do, though, don't fool around
with the copyright and other notices all over the stuff. They're there for
a really good reason. And don't even think about distributing, modifying,
transmitting, reusing, re-posting, or doing anything else uncool with any
of the stuff, including text, images, audio, and video, for public or
commercial purposes, unless we give you written permission. And it's not
likely we will.
If you visit our site, you're also legally
obligated to the terms and conditions listed below and any other law or
regulation that applies to the site, the Internet, and the World Wide Web.
You shouldn't access or browse the site if you have any problem with that,
because once you start, there's no turning back -- you're bound by the
terms and conditions.
So here's the scoop on our Top Ten Rules for
Cybersurfers who hang out on our site:
- For everyone's sake, just assume that
everything on the site is copyrighted unless we say it's not. So you
can't use the stuff except how we say you can on this page or anywhere
else on the site without our written permission. And like we said
before, it's not likely we'll give you permission anyway.
While we try to
include accurate stuff on the site, we're not promising you it's
accurate. In fact, we're not promising you anything except fun and
entertainment. So if you use stuff on the site, you're using it at your
own risk. Don't call us if there's a problem, because we assume no
liability or responsibility for errors or omissions on the site.
We and anybody else
who helped us create, produce, or deliver the site are not liable for
any damages you suffer when you use it. In particular, our Legal
department wants you to know that our disclaimer includes "direct,
incidental, consequential, indirect, or punitive damages arising out of
your access to, or use of, the site. Without limiting the foregoing,
everything on the site is provided to you 'AS IS' WITHOUT WARRANTY OF
ANY KIND, EITHER EXPRESSED OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT LIMITED TO, THE
IMPLIED WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY, FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE,
OR NON-INFRINGEMENT. Please note that some jurisdictions may not allow
the exclusion of implied warranties, so some of the above exclusions may
not apply to you. Check your local laws for any restrictions or
limitations regarding the exclusion of implied warranties." Got all
that? If not, here's the real-world translation: We're not responsible
if you're browsing around and the site damages you or your computer or
infects it with any nasty viruses. We sure hope that doesn't happen, but
if it does, don't call us.
If you don't want the
world to know something, don't post it on the site, on any bulletin
board, or anyplace else. That's because anything you disclose to us is
ours. That's right -- ours. So we can do anything we want with the stuff
you post. We can reproduce it, disclose it, transmit it, publish it,
broadcast it, and post it someplace else. We can even send it to your
mother (as soon as we find her address). Not only that, we can also use
any ideas, concepts, know-hows, or techniques you post any way we want
to, including developing, manufacturing, and marketing products, or
other stuff, using the information you post.
Pictures of people or
places shown on the site are either our property or someone else's
property we're using with their permission. No matter what, it's
definitely not your property. You or any of your net-friends can't use
it unless we said you can on this page or somewhere else on the site.
And guess what -- we won't say yes. So be careful, because unauthorized
use may violate all sorts of laws; be smart, and keep the stuff you
download to yourself.
There are also lots of
trademarks, logos, and service marks on the site, including ones like
GlobalTravelWorks.com, which we either own or we're using with someone
else's permission. So don't think you have any kind of license or right
to use them, because you don't and we're not about to give you any. If
you mess with the trademarks, logos, and service marks on our site,
we'll probably go ballistic and so will the companies that own the other
trademarks, logos, and service marks. That means that we're likely to
sue you or to ask a prosecutor to come after you for messing around with
our property or the property of others.
You'll probably notice
we've linked our site to a lot of others. While that's cool, it doesn't
mean we've looked at all those sites, much less checked them out
periodically to see what's going on. So don't blame us if some site you
link to is bad or has stuff on it that offends you. Go ahead and link,
but remember, you're doing it at your own risk.
That brings us to what you do on our own site.
While we occasionally listen in on chat groups, or look at all the
postings in our discussion groups or on bulletin boards, we take no
responsibility and assume no liability for the content of those
locations or for any mistakes, defamation, libel, slander, omissions,
falsehoods, obscenity, pornography, or profanity you might encounter
when you visit such places on our site. And don't be stupid by posting
or transmitting any unlawful, threatening, libelous, defamatory,
obscene, scandalous, inflammatory, pornographic, nasty, mean, or profane
material or any material that law enforcement types may consider a
criminal offense, get someone in court on a civil lawsuit, or for that
matter violate any law -- anywhere, anytime.
While we certainly respect your privacy, we
have no choice but to fully cooperate with any law enforcement
authorities or court that asks us who might have posted nasty stuff on
our site.
We're allowed to
change this page or anything else on the site any time we want to.
That's because it's ours and we have the programmers who can do it. If
we do change the page, then you're bound by those changes, too, whenever
you visit our site.
If this all still
sounds kind of long-winded, you should have seen what the Legal
department gave us in the first place -- you'd have been fast asleep by
now. At least we tried to keep everything kind of lively and even bring
you a smile or two, right?
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